Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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