Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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