Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dick very happy bro
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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