Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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