so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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