So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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