If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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