i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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