Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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