I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
