I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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