I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Do vagina's smell?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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