i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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