No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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