Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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