He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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