All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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