Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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