Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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