Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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