Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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