so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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