no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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