I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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