we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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