my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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