My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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