She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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