Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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