I think I am morally bankrupt
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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