escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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