The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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