if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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