But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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