Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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