Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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