Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
