I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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