At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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