ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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