I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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