i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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