i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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