Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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