Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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