He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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