Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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