thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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