Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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