We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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