Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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