I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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