If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
