her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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