North Korea, Best Korea!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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